Shane

A guy who thinks you're out to get him and calls the police over everything soft as fuck

James: mom I'm gonna stop by and give you a free bbq
Mom: okay but I wouldn't
Shane: omg omg omg he's gonna kill me mommy help I'm crazy the bbq has a bomb I know it omg omg omg help police help
Police officer : yeah you're fucked bye!

by Mr tranny on a mission June 10, 2018

Shane Dawson

The best YouTube ever to live

Shane Dawson means awesome

by ImDepressed October 21, 2018

Shane Dawson

A dude who got away with so much stuff, until this past month where it all got exposed. His career’s basically over now

Damn, some of these Urban Dictionary definitions about Shane Dawson aged HORRIBLY

by nlolhere July 28, 2020

Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson is a fucking pedophile and zoophile who should be locked up in the cellars of an insane asylum. He is mentally ill and should not be given a platform on the internet.

His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.

Person #1: Hey, do you know Shane Dawson?

Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!

Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Shane

A man with smaller than average hands

Did you see shane his hands sure are small

by Sfhkhry December 24, 2016

shane

he is a very sweet guy
don’t let him get drunk at your house because you’ll end up knowing just how much he loves you and missing 50 dollars from your wallet
kind of a bitch all the time
has his man period 3 times a month

oh no you’re having a shane moment must be on your man period

by couchloverxxxx February 27, 2019

dirty shane

A dirty shane is a beer bong hose with a face mask on the end of it. It's used to blow a Shotgun (definition 4) such that the recipient must inhale through both nostrils and mouth which results in a stronger hit.

This delivers a stronger shotgun with less wasted smoke, and eliminates the issue of shotgunning another person's boyfriend or girlfriend, as the dirty shane act's as an intermediary.

by Kevinzzzz September 15, 2005