Shitbirds

An unorganized group of small time drug dealers, drug users, bathroom vandals, and other delinquents who have no other goal than to do as much damage as they can to school and government property. The most infamous shitbird The Xan Man is responsible for the dozens of graffiti attacks in school bathrooms, where drawings of lizards cover the bathrooms.

"The shitbirds fucked up every single bathroom in the school so now we have to shit outside"

by Xanax Man December 10, 2018

shitting in my cornflakes

When someone +4’s you in UNO™️ and you have no way to express your pure anger and hatred for that person.

Person 1: *+4’s person 2 and changes it to a color person 2 doesn’t have*
Person 2: “YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING IN MY CORNFLAKES”

by smol pinkies December 25, 2018

shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.

Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!

by Bilgerat984 January 6, 2019

Shit Bin

Another word for the hole that is primarily used for dispensing shit, but also better known for the insertion of long and sometimes girthy cock's.

"Dude this chick loves my cock, im pretty sure im going to ruin her shit bin tonight"

by R3ggie January 14, 2019

shitbird

Someone who likes to get hopped up on drugs and vandalize their school's bathrooms with drawings, toilet paper, explosions, etc. All shitbirds worship the lizard gods and the lizards tell them to spread their religion to their school via sharpie. Never hand a shitbird a sharpie, if you do he/she will immediately leave the room and the next time you walk into a bathroom there will be lizards everywhere. Taking prescription benzos can lead to you becoming a shitbird and if you take these drugs, you will likely wake up in the middle of a bathroom full of lizard drawigs, covered in ink.

"Hey shitbird, stop vandalizing all the bathrooms

by The Xan Man February 28, 2019

Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019

Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

by boggler July 12, 2019