'Red-Haired' Shanks is the sexy scruffy ginger badass who is like the father figure of Luffy.
Damn this guy is so fucking cool. Wherever he walks, people fucking faint in his presence, and not because he probably smells like booze and the fucking sea.
He fucking let a guy smash him on the head with a bottle and he just laughed it off.
Damn this guy's self control is so fucking sick that he didn't chop that mountain bandit into a 1500 slice count package of man salami. He wields a sword called fucking Gryphon and once was in Roger's Crew and gave Luffy his straw hat, aka his namesake. That's right, if Shanks never existed, the rest of his crew would probably be fucking dead or suffering. He used to fight Mihawk a lot, and even let a Sea King bite his arm off, just for the future generation.
You can't beat a guy like Shanks.
Damn this guy is so fucking cool. Wherever he walks, people fucking faint in his presence, and not because he probably smells like booze and the fucking sea.
He fucking let a guy smash him on the head with a bottle and he just laughed it off.
Damn this guy's self control is so fucking sick that he didn't chop that mountain bandit into a 1500 slice count package of man salami. He wields a sword called fucking Gryphon and once was in Roger's Crew and gave Luffy his straw hat, aka his namesake. That's right, if Shanks never existed, the rest of his crew would probably be fucking dead or suffering. He used to fight Mihawk a lot, and even let a Sea King bite his arm off, just for the future generation.
You can't beat a guy like Shanks.
Person 1: I think Katakuri is cool.
Person 2: Yeah, well you can't beat Shanks!
Person 1: OMG Shanks. I want to eat his lice.
Person 2: Yeah, well you can't beat Shanks!
Person 1: OMG Shanks. I want to eat his lice.
by AkagamiEmperor January 24, 2021

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by Lewis. September 9, 2008

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by Gay shanks October 24, 2020

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Look at that shank ass!!
by Stralfazz December 14, 2008
