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Towel-Shank

The act of wrapping up a towel then smaking someone with it.
Don't make me towel-shank you
by Tavi/PinkPowderCandy April 1, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Shank

a combination of masturbating while taking a shit
Shiting and Wanking
I just caught Fred shanking to a cosmo mag

ooh dam i just put some cream on the chocolate pie
by Shoe Boot October 16, 2008
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shankative

the act being a shank. as in you having the ability to kill people by just saying shankative. now if u say this theire entrails will spill out on to the floor
holy shankative my entrails!!
by smexy poop November 8, 2007
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Shank

The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.
I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.

Or....

My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!
by Bandicles January 12, 2014
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Shank

Shank is a handsome, chocolate, intelligent man. He has a great sense of humor. Simply gorgeous
by candycaramelbbw November 29, 2016
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kathryn shank

the biggest bitch you’ll ever know
You know that girl in math class, yeah she’s a total kathryn shank”
by Aspen188399 September 8, 2020
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