Don't make me towel-shank you
by Tavi/PinkPowderCandy April 1, 2024

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

by Shoe Boot October 16, 2008

the act being a shank. as in you having the ability to kill people by just saying shankative. now if u say this theire entrails will spill out on to the floor
by smexy poop November 8, 2007

The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.
I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.
Or....
My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!
Or....
My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!
by Bandicles January 12, 2014

by candycaramelbbw November 29, 2016

by Aspen188399 September 8, 2020
