serve you up

To "serve somebody up" refers to "serving someone up on a silver platter". Southern England UK, London; to beat somebody up very badly. (to make mince meat out of them)

If you don't stop dating my daughter, I will serve you up ...

by 121mcv July 26, 2021

Severe Fumbling Syndrome

When you fumble a baddie so tremendously bad that it’s the only thing you can think about

Person 1: He has been acting weir lately
Person 2: Yea, he is suffering Severe Fumbling Syndrome

by DeBlobba September 29, 2022

Serve Pepper

To give a pleasurable, twist-like handjob. An example would be in the form of a large, wooden pepper grinder used at an upscale restaurant.

“Hey, how was time with that girl last night?”
“It was great! She really knows how to “serve pepper!”

by Eddy1794 January 31, 2023

Soft Serve Challenge

Deriving from challenging your mates to non-eventful dares, for small dollar bets or humiliation-like taunts i.e. to challenge someone to eat 20 McDonalds Soft Serve ice creams inside the space of 10 minutes for $15

"...Dude, Mat laid down a Soft Serve Challenge to Scoobs & there's a 30 at stake for it..."

by Baller Status Acheived August 17, 2009

Soft Served

The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.

Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!

by Mr.StealUrGirl69 January 18, 2018

aidan sever

The gentle gay, that will fuck you in the ass.

Wow, that was an Aidan Sever move right there.

by The_Huge_Lesbian March 8, 2019

Septimius Severus

The HOTTEST Roman Emperor that ever lived. He was god before there was god. A sweetheart, and he gives excellent blowjobs <3

Roman Girl 1: "Septimius Severus went balls deep and right after went and strengthened Hadrian's Wall!"
Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"

by i_like_satanic_black_metal May 13, 2020