Two Sacker

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.

Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.

by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012

cunt sack

someone who likes The Rocky Horror Picture Show remake is a cunt sack

Did you watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show remake? No, because only a cunt sack would watch that.

by XENA THE CAT October 16, 2016

waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.

This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.

by Keeping it real February 20, 2017

hacky sacking

Hacky sacking - the male version of scissoring. The erotic act when two males press their man parts, specifically their scrotums, together and rub vigorously.

How was the bachelor party ? Did you do any docking ? No, just some hacky sacking.

After watching some girl on girl porn, we decided to do some scissoring of are own, I mean hacky sacking!

Matt said before he does anymore hacky sacking, he's going to get his scrotum waxed.

by Martay DeGuyter May 31, 2018

Fuck sack

Fuck sack is another Andpoo L where he meant to right Fuck sake and another word has been added to Andpoo dicanary and another -1000 footy IQ moment from Andpoo

Fuck sack I’m so dumb, oh for fuck sack Jono

by Andpoo Dicenary May 8, 2023

tuck your sack back

Grabbing your package and putting it in upwards of your butt cheeks.

Do Not tuck your sack back, we are Powerhouse!

by Bitty Bitt December 28, 2016

sacked

The conquering or destruction of a city, town, or village because of that urban population’s refusal to surrender. This refusal renders the attacking army into a state of intolerance, rage, and desire to kill everything, rape anyone, and burn what ever is left. Usually, in that order.

You refuse to surrender then we shall sack you! I wave my genitals at your aunties! Last one to sack the city has to rape the horses and ride off on the women! Make sure to kill all the men! Then kill their best friends. Then kill anyone who thinks they might know them! And then they will be sacked!

by Mr. Bez November 24, 2007