Samuel

has money. date him.

girl one: its been 10 years since you had a job
girl two: dont you remember im dating samuel?
girl one: oh yea. i want a samuel.

by rachaet955968 October 14, 2019

Samuel

The blackest a nigga can be

Hey steve I did u see that Samuel Noah-Wilson. Steve- oh shit that dude black asf

by Thytruthwriters August 19, 2020

Samuel Owen

A piece of shit

Samuel Owen gay mate

by Udkshdjdhdiek do wkfjfjrfkwjep4nx September 7, 2020

dirty samuel

when you lick a girls crab infested pubic hair whilst giving her strap on a blow job. she then blindfolds you and shoves a snake up your asshole

bro i gave him a dirty samuel last night and it got pretty messy.

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Samuel L. Jackson

Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.

"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"

"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"

by b_mackin August 3, 2011

samuel

samuel is a traitor and a dirty Jewish name that no one trusts mix breed 51% mut that says he's white but isn't even close

Samuel stop stabbing me in the back and killing my children.

by Vigilant Christian January 11, 2018

Sameerian

1)A derogitory term used for one who is addicted to black pornography.
2)A term used to describe one who is infatuated with the act of injesting pubic hairs.

-"Jesus H Christ...thats a lot of black porn...you're a fuckin Sameerian!"
-"Hey lay off! I deleted it...but it just kept coming back!"
or
-"This chicken tastes funny"
-"Oh, sorry...I thought you were a Sameerian!"

by Mo March 23, 2004