Hershey Squirts

Liquis ass excrement in a stream. Much like liquid chocolate at the Hershey factory.
Oh man...after of $25 of Taco Bell, I just made the Hershey Squirts in my pants!
by Bkarkie October 31, 2019
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The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate
I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work
by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025
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squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them
John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."
by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014
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squirt and squeeze

Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.
by shitbreadmaster May 20, 2012
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Ruby Red Squirt

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.
“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”
by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021
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stress squirts

Diarrhea caused by being under a large amount of stress.
I hate preparing for a job interview. It makes me so nervous, I get the stress squirts
by Pyrus Pandora September 30, 2019
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