Shakespeare

That english guy who probably never shaked any pear.

Damn! He's so good at English. He's the 2nd Shakespeare.

Shakespeare by unmol December 9, 2022

Snake Duster 

The act of snorting cocaine (i.e. booger sugar, fine China, snow, blow, dust, flake, nose candy) off of your lover's/random twink's fully torqued, veiny, triumphant meat shaft (i.e. penis).

Nothing says gay cruise like snake dusters in the boiler room before the couples massage...

Snake Duster by Thee Maldo February 2, 2023

Snake Eye Punisher 

The act of sticking a pencil in a mans urethra in retaliation to sexual assault

last week i had to give a guy the ol' snake eye punisher

Snake Eye Punisher by NigerianDipstick March 23, 2023

Boomba Snake  

The nickname given to former Chicago Bear runningback Curtis Enis. The origin of the name is unknown, but it said to describe the running style of the man.

Oh snap, look at that 50 yard bomb from Erik Kramer to Curtis Boomba Snake Enis!

Boomba Snake by Coach Minter October 18, 2008

Morning Snake Pull 

When I a guy masturbates first thing in the morning to start his day.

Tommy does not leave his house until he has done his morning snake pull.

Morning Snake Pull by Max Faber July 18, 2009

Death Shakes 

Common symptom of a deadly hangover, when every fiber of your being aches, shivers and prays for death. The only known cure is copious apple juice or greasy foods. To be avoided if possible. May also be used as a synonym for hangover in general.

Person A: "Hm, it seems John has passed out on the carpet"
Person B: "Man, he's going to be ridden with the Death Shakes tomorrow"

Person X: "AUGHH WHHYYY HRBGLEGBW"
Person Y: "Here's some coffee, it'll help with the Death Shakes. I hope you've learned a lesson from this"

Death Shakes by Imp_the_shrimp July 9, 2011

sweater snake

An uncircumcised penis

Judy: Wow, the way the foreskin wraps around the penis looks kind of like a snake wearing a sweater!
Paul: One could even call it a sweater snake...

sweater snake by Clitty Clout February 21, 2014