smetty balls

1. sweaty, smelly balls.

After a long, gruelling day at work, Mark realized he had a case of smetty balls.

"Hey hunny, smell my fingers!"
"Hell no, you just scratched your balls!"
"Oh come on, just smell them!"
*sniff*
"OMFG dude you have some rauchy, smetty balls! Go take a shower you nasty freak!"

by Illusive Zee May 10, 2006

Shitty mood

When you feel a shit coming out.

Tyler D-P: Yoooo Boss
Mykola:Yo what up?
Tyler D-P:Nothing much mayn you?
Mykola:Just got out of a shitty mood
Tyler D-P:ah, bad day?
Mykola: no i just took a shit a second ago

by smythy94 October 28, 2009

shmitty

A shmitty is the kind of person who knows how to be easy. They are generally very muscular and work out a lot, and they bench press a lot and brag about it.

They are short but buff.

Cyntatetz bro, don't mess with da shmitty bro.

by DanielIntenseBro March 28, 2007

Shitty

1) Very poor quality. Tatty, cheap etc
2) Drenched in shit

1) I got a really shitty present from my Mum.
2) Put away your shitty pants.

by Finn Williams August 29, 2011

Lenoir Shitty

The infamous nickname given to Lenoir City, Tennessee that most accurately describes the people in this town and what it has to offer.

Nigel: Hey want to go meet some crack whores, get beat up by a Mexican Gang, or go to Wal-Mart?

Herbert: Sure, let's head to Lenoir Shitty, they have ALL 3 of those things!

by youknowutitiz April 10, 2011

Smithy

A girl who goes to Smith College in Northampton, MA. A Smith college Lesbian Until Graduation. Intelligent and often connected. Usually can't drive well but can party. Not just LUGS but SLUGS.

That smithy was cute! Do you think the slug likes guys, or even ice cream a little?

by niteshade8p September 26, 2008

shitty cock

its when a girl shits on your cock and then you anal her

That bitch just gave me a "shitty cock".

by sambino lec February 21, 2009