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Polish my seat

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.
Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat
by BBootyKing November 5, 2018
mugGet the Polish my seatmug.

seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair
by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023
mugGet the seat monstermug.

Switch Seats

In an Epic game of Fortnite Brady said “switch seats” to Dpac so Brady could drive. However due to Dpac’s IQ level being below average, he was very confused on the meaning of “Switch Seats”. Even though Dpac has a IQ of 71, his meat size is 9.8 inches and the diameter of his head is 55 inches. So don’t underestimate Dpac and his cousins come over every week so he can rarely leave the house. “busy nga”
Another variation of the “Switch Seats” meme is “Switch Pizza” after Dpac questioned the Pizza his teammate Neel Patel was making.
by 67demon41 September 29, 2025
mugGet the Switch Seatsmug.

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
mugGet the Orphan Seatmug.

broccoli seats

Something Esther made up to describe seats in a theater she doesn’t like.
I don’t like the broccoli seats in the theatre.
by Kelvie September 25, 2020
mugGet the broccoli seatsmug.

Seat Hogging

Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.
How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.
by LordJenal December 6, 2022
mugGet the Seat Hoggingmug.

baby seat

It is a seat made for babies in a car
by Peter7029 January 25, 2012
mugGet the baby seatmug.

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