seat wars

When a group of desperate lads all fight/race for the chance to sit by a specific beautiful girl. Usually they will dangle her in front of their friends and flirt with her to irritate them if and when they win.

"Max we must do seat wars to sit next to Hannah today."

"Oh it's on Bradley!"

by megaboom26 October 13, 2016

Stadium seat

When your butt tingles from sitting on a hard surface for too long.

I don't want to go to the football game, I get stadium seat from sitting on the bleachers.

by Amberleighta September 1, 2016

cum seat

A type of seat that is easily reached Incase of a fat nut bust.

Bro I was looking everywhere and I couldn't find the cum seat

by Lildickerdickydick August 18, 2016

Toilet seat

The area of a toilet pioneers who say they bring the wood always hit due to their small stature. Always tend to pick on people with great mouths and have a lot of sugar in the tank and to much salt

I would’ve hit inside but I have no aim and I hit the toilet seat and eat groceries

by Slimdaddy November 9, 2020

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

Flagged your seat

Meaning you done messed up; you messed your spot up

Yo you done flagged your seat with that shit.

by Shaymber February 21, 2021

Alabama rumble seat

When you’re having anal sex and the penetrated party farts with the penis still inside their anus.

I was banging Anna in the ass the other day and that bitch gave me an Alabama rumble seat.

by Professor ding dangle March 1, 2021