Seal Hunter

Getting a female to masterbate then clubbing her in the back of the head with a heavy object

"Did you hear about Josh and his gf last night?"
Yeah, I heard he gave her a Seal Hunter and knocked her out cold for 2 hours

by pumpkintaco2 October 31, 2009

Salsa Pussy

A woman who was large and long periods containing a sizeable amount of humongous chunks, and will get men into bed with her during this.

Dude, don't EVER sleep with her. She's a Salsa Pussy.

by GrossedOutSoFuckingbadly April 26, 2010

Wet Seal

When Job wraps a chick in the spinning yoyo string, then as she gets third degree friction burns, he rides her to orgasm and uses the string to throw her in a nearby body of water.

The cum covered carcass looks like a seal in the water.

Oh man. Did you see that epic wet seal Job pulled last night?

by Jac/k/al October 29, 2014

Clubbing the seal

Verb. When a man strikes his erect penis repeatedly onto a woman's vagina, focusing his strikes on her clitoris. Also known as, "clubbing the baby seal."

Clubbing the seal should only be performed during intimate moments and with the lights on. The woman must be supine with legs fully spread and the man must be kneeling, between her legs. The man should not be too portly. The penis must be fully erect and the labia should be spread open, usually with the assistance of the woman's fingers.

by BooBoo Larue August 7, 2011

Slippery Seal

Is when a kid named Dakota thinks he is going to be devirginized for the first time but doesnt realize that he has actually missed the vaginal area and slipped right between the thighs, and he still to this day doesnt know he is still a virgin xD

Did you hear about the slippery seal accident, its a little sad.
How small does your penis have to be to not realize your slippery sealing someone?

by dj-fiddler McFlux November 16, 2009

seal of approval

To nut on a girl's face then proceed to slap her with one dick on the same spot to create a imprint which is the seal of approval

kary, "last night i gave jenny my seal of approval"

adrian, "how"

kary, "I nutted on her face and slapped her in the face with my dick"

adrian, "Nice"

by Nimare June 10, 2010

salsa

1. Cuban-rooted style of dancing that is considered awesome. Salsa comes hand in hand with a particular style of dancing which can come from Cuba, Los Angeles, New York, Puerto Rico, or Casino style which was also originated in Cuba near the 1960's.

Leading Salsa singers are Celia Cruz, Willy Chirino, and others.

Salsa is the main style of music at latin music discos and clubs specially in Miami.

When performed correctly, the dance of salsa can look very awesome.

The style of music and dancing has it's roots in Cuba and they have extended to other parts of Latin America, however, the originators of the style and the roots are still held by Cubans.

I was dancing salsa yesterday and it was lots of fun.

by Yarian May 23, 2006