Ride or Die.
Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.
So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.
I love you rod.
I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.
Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.
So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.
I love you rod.
I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.
Ride or Die.
Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.
So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.
I love you rod.
I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.
Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.
So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.
I love you rod.
I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.
by @joshuarodsbestie March 23, 2022
Get the Rodmug. "Holy shit bitch, fuggin look you pussy! Check out the cock dock on that cunt. Totally going to introduce her to my wad-rod asap!"
by Wowko November 19, 2019
Get the Wad-rodmug. "Yo I'm at the beach a brother told me I'm fried, no its you!👺"
"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."
That would be a Rod Haul.
"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."
That would be a Rod Haul.
by Chaffeyinabrook April 9, 2024
Get the Rod Haulmug. go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009
Get the north american lightning rodmug. by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024
Get the Jizz Rodmug. A bioluminescent aquamarine phallic object used for lighting/seeing dark suroundings, commonly known as glow stick.
by CircleGlowSquid January 24, 2022
Get the Glow Rodmug. I hope I didn't get pregnant off of his rod sap.
That rod sap is all up in my pants
Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.
That rod sap is all up in my pants
Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.
by hairytongue69 January 16, 2014
Get the rod sapmug.