Rape pants

Tights (usu. black) which are worn by a female girl. They fit so tight around her nice arse that it causes certain male boys to think dirty thoughts. Mostly worn by hoes, running chicks, gay men, fat chicks, and girls that have no idea they are showing off their hot legs because they are not hoes, but still dress like they want it in the arse.

Sir #1: Ezekiel, dost thou see the matriarchal persona clad in immodest hosiery?

Sir #2: Why yes, son, I dost. Let us forsake our ways and scamper after the bitch in the rape pants.

Bitch: mmmm i'm a ho and i run and i'm fat and i want it in the arse, and i'm a gay man. come get me, Jedediah.

by friend of dookie of skeetrvile December 14, 2010

you're a pants

Derogitory insult. Typically used to confuse and/or annoy those found to be confusing or annoying.

"Hank, you're a pants, now shut up and go away."

by Chu April 21, 2005

giddy in the pants

said when somebody sexually turns you on, they make you giddy in the pants

He is so sexy, he makes me giddy in the pants.

by toee March 1, 2007

The prez's pants

a really hot persons pants

the prez's pants were glowing 2day

by bob mcsl April 27, 2007

bring in your tomato plants

A way for conspiracy nuts to describe a disturbing event that is about to take place.

Near earth asteroid is about to strike the planet. Bring in your tomato plants!

by sholomar February 6, 2017

white pants

A stylish piece of apparel...if you enjoy or desire a man's penis repeatedly inserted in your butt.

Jeff looks great in those white pants but I don't think anyone at this party wants to give him anal tonight.

by Danger Ape February 28, 2009

Pants off Party

A great way to break the ice when performing an awkward sexual act. ex, double team, orgy etc..

Everyone takes their pants off and relaxes, until you decide to take it further.

Hey man, I hear you double teamed that slut last night. How'd you start it off?

Simple man, a pants off party!

by shanzeeb March 8, 2009