Prison for Destiny

Hurray!

Hym "Prison for Destiny! Cage the imposter! And then REE-lon... Pays the royalties on the AI dissertation... And everybody is happy. Everyone who matters at least."

by Hym Iam September 21, 2025

Stateview Prison

A prison roleplay game on roblox.

That guard cuffed me in Stateview Prison.

by UrbanPoster1 April 24, 2024

Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.

Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"

by puffingbillies December 11, 2022

prison salsa

When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it

I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.

by Trash_mouth October 23, 2022

When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.

Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2025

Enjoy prison

Something you say when anyone questions your weight, arrest history, expertise or success.

"No child, I am not. Enjoy prison."

by Doug The Greaseman Tracht February 22, 2025

Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.

Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.

by C1PH3R8472 February 23, 2020