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Prison Slop

Prison Slop occurs exactly two days after Thanksgiving:

It is the act of opening your 3 day, 2 night-old grey sweatpants only to release a humidity chamber into the room - with the slightest hint of old meat, proceeded by blasting stuffed-up butt-clusters onto a metal plate across the dinner table then asking your best pal to "eat it because its been locked up for a while".
Trevor was hungry and I had no leftovers, so I offered some prison slop
by Dexterismycat February 9, 2024
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slimepie

The act of shitting thy self upon leaning towards the right or to the left when attempting to have a 'close fart'. Generally a soupy combination of satisfaction & displeasure that is also transferrable to those into scat.
"Hey, I had a slimepie come out this morning. You hungry at all?" -
by Dexterismycat September 3, 2020
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