Pirate Surprise

During anal sex, the pitcher pulls out, spits on the catchers back. At which point the catcher will turn around allowing the pitcher to lob a stream of baby juice in the catchers eye. After recieving the eye candy, the catcher will cover up the affected eye with their hand. The crucial point for the pitcher is the timing of the last step: expertly landing a heel stomp to the toes of the catcher. The catcher will then be covering one eye and hopping on one leg.

Nobody ever said the life of a one eyed, one legged pirate is easy.

by Anonymity Finest September 4, 2005

butt pirate

A Matey Mister who, in the process of wearing The Eyepatch, plunders the treasures of other Matey Misters, whether his sword be drawn or not.

"It'th your turn to walk the gangplank," one Butt Pirate said to the other, whilst slobbing his knob.

by TonyHoagland October 21, 2003

pirate love

dirrty lovin'

I need some pirate lovin'.

by Carissa June 28, 2004

Pirate

When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate.

Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Pirate last night.

by Names_M October 10, 2005

Butt Pirate

Someone who pillages another's booty.

50 Cent is a butt pirate, he rides Eminem's Hershey Highway nightly.

by Pro September 22, 2003

pirate fart

n. A flatulence released while atop of a surf board in such a manner that the vibration is felt throughout the board while producing an odor so foul that your olifactories feel as if they had been attacked by a band of pirates. The flatulent must occur below the water and must be smelt above.

I would have been killed by that shark at Rodanthe Pier if it had not been for Brendon's pirate fart which swiftly disoriented the beast.

by Mudshark138 October 29, 2008

piratehooker

a person with slutty attributes so dirty a pirate would hire you and must have booty cause you know how pirates like their booty. it used mostly in insult and in the combat of verbal attacks.

Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly PIRATEHOOKER.
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair.
Ron Burgundy: insulted What did you say?
Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair... looks stupid.

by jannel aka jstar October 7, 2008