piratehooker

a person with slutty attributes so dirty a pirate would hire you and must have booty cause you know how pirates like their booty. it used mostly in insult and in the combat of verbal attacks.

Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly PIRATEHOOKER.
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair.
Ron Burgundy: insulted What did you say?
Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair... looks stupid.

by jannel aka jstar October 7, 2008

pirate hooker

Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.

You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.

by Samson III December 28, 2005

Smelly Pirate Hooker

They live on Whore Island.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.

by shoelessloons September 20, 2010

filthy pirate hooker

A dirty woman who has sex with many many pirates

Leah is a filthy pirate hooker that love seamen

by rl1634 January 20, 2009

Pirate Hooker Nation

A union of RAD bitches! Down for the good; but they're all a little bad!!!

'Do you think Jen stole that money from me?'

"What?,! Hell NO!! She's a Pirate Hooker, they don't steal from their own..
Pirate Hooker Nation are a prideful sisterhood!"

by (= Pirate Hooker October 21, 2010

Pirate hooker

a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen

Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers

"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."

"arrrr."

by b to tha ruce December 6, 2006

Dirty Pirate Hooker

-A hooker in the early 1700s to late 1800s who serviced the bucaneers of ole, nowadays a common term to use towards a woman who has committed an act of betrayal or acted in a way characteristic of a dirty pirate hooker.
-Also to be used towards a woman who is a potential canidate to bone

Hey that kate girl is a real dirty pirate hooker, I wantz to bone her.

by Caspian April 4, 2005