a person with slutty attributes so dirty a pirate would hire you and must have booty cause you know how pirates like their booty. it used mostly in insult and in the combat of verbal attacks.
Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly PIRATEHOOKER.
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair.
Ron Burgundy: insulted What did you say?
Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair... looks stupid.
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly PIRATEHOOKER.
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair.
Ron Burgundy: insulted What did you say?
Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair... looks stupid.
by jannel aka jstar October 7, 2008
Get the piratehookermug. is when you take your index finger, and wrap your index finger around your penis and move up and down.
if a girl wants to jerk you off instead of a blow job, try something different tell her to use her pointer finger and wrap it around your dick and move up in down, which is called piratehooking.
by Flying_high33 October 21, 2009
Get the piratehookingmug.