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pansexual

One who has sex with pans.
Pastry chef: I like to think of myself as pansexual.
Karen: oh my god he's been humpin' my pans!
by louis May 7, 2005
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pansexual

A synonym for words like whore, slut or similar. Pansexuals will fuck anyone or anything.

It is usually used by post-modern liberal queermos that think current "labels" don't fully encompass their complex brand of slutty--- I mean sexuality. So they make up their own words to sound interesting and cosmopolitan.
Person 1: Dude that chick/dude just fucked a guy, a girl, a hermaphodite, and a donkey midget! He/she must be some kind of super slut!

Person 2: No you ignorant person. That person is pansexual a fluffy nonsense word that I just made up. Pansexuals are so full and dripping with love that they can't help but get it on everyone. Better get a hepatitis test.
by booya bandit May 28, 2010
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similar to a hill billy but instead of fucking their relatives, they sit around in massive groups of men talking about dump trucks and back hoes.
tony: hey steph, how was the party last night?
steph: it sucked..there was a bunch of pine honkers there so my driveway was packed with pick up trucks.
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Pineapple Monster

A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.

Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!
Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"

Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."

Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"
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Pineapple Launcher

A Pineapple Launcher is a common synonym for a RPG, a type of rocket launcher. It is used because the rocket that is visible sticking out of the launcher is obviously shaped like a pineapple. Just like noob tubes, used to get easy kills.
Let's have some fun with my pineapple launcher!

Damn noobs with pineapple launchers...
by Eljmaster July 13, 2010
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pineapple jew

A pineapple jew is a native term to Hawaiians used to describe fruity people of Judaism.
When we were in Hawaii, my buddy's friend Dave would not stop hitting on me at the synagogue. He's definitely a pineapple jew.
by Politically Irrelevant September 20, 2014
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