Parking Lot Stalker

A minor who roams around parking lots looking for someone to buy them alcohol.

Hey, I made some easy money off some parking lot stalkers last night. Sold 'em beer for double the price!

by evilniner October 31, 2009

packing

Any kind of anal sex

The guy on the bottom got his shit packed.

by Danzil October 27, 2003

Parking lot pickle

The sucking of a "human" pickle In a parking lot.

The prostitute favorite was a parking lot pickle

by Whatis he On? February 24, 2023

Jet-packing

When one person carries another piggy-back, then runs past a group of victims yelling "JETPACK!". The person carried, the Jet-pack, releases a cloud of gas, similar to Crop dusting

Jet-packing: We were playing cards last night when Joe and Mary Jet-packed us, It was rancid!

by Qyark January 13, 2015

Parking garage

A woman who receives much traffic in her vaginal region. Generally, men will park here, but not stay for long, and often will not come back. Eventually, her vaginal region will actually become large enough to have its own parking garage (as in a place where cars park, not penises)

"Damn Ray Ray, your girl slept with 18 guys in one night????", said Bon Quiqui, "Yo bitch is a parking garage"

by Mallinneedofaparkinggarage January 21, 2010

Disabled rockstar parking

The best rockstar parking spot.

I got disabled rockstar parking spot when I came from lunch early.

by dnkz October 25, 2007

rock star parking

Parking inconsiderately or illegally so as to maximize one's own safety, comfort, and convenience. When parallel parking, placing one's vehicle in the center of an open space at least two vehicles long, so as to maximize the spaces between the other vehicles and one's own.

"Nice rock star parking. I could have parked on this block if you'd parked like a human, but instead I ended up two blocks down."

by Oak_23 May 18, 2006