ppm

N. Poo Panic Mode. A polite way to say that you must find a bathroom immediately.

Umm... I'll catch up with you guys later. Right now I'm in ppm.

by Monte-Cor November 3, 2003

PPM

Puns Per Minute. The average number of puns that a given person says in 60 seconds.

When on a blind date:
Karen: What’s your PPM? Because you know that this girl just wants to have pun.

by DanoBanano89 July 21, 2018

PPM

P-P-M noun
Potential Paper Maker

If you're a part of PPM, you're a professional hustler. You would anything for the hustle.
The hustle will become a part of you.

"As a part of PPM I'm hustling 25/8"

by @clothingbyppm January 19, 2021

PPM

(Pumps per minute). During sexual intercourse, it is the number of pelvic thrust in a minute of time

His PPM rate was 60 pumps per minute

by Kotacass May 21, 2022

PPM

Personal Porn Machine

A machine purposely used for the intent on browsing porn all day.

Ryan: I heard Jacob got a new PPM
Jack: Awww sick that's neat!

Ryan: Yeah! He can look at porn all day without it affecting his main computer.

by Dankstinky August 12, 2016

PPM

Piss poor management

Talked to the nursing team today. Looks like they are suffering from PPM

by Massive Onanist July 23, 2020

ppm

Preferred Prime Minister.
At the last polls, 'Johnny' waz the PPM by 4.25 percentage points.

Therefore a car with the numberplate PPM321 or PPM687 is known as the Johhny.

by Diego September 10, 2003