take a number

Figurative: "If you want to discuss this topic with me, you will need to wait your turn, as there are any number of others who wish to do so who got here before you did."

Comes from a line control mechanism that is found today with decreasing frequency, where one is requested to take a numbered ticket from a strategically placed dispenser and accordingly wait for that number to be called.

Your computer just blew up? Take a number, I've been getting calls on that all day.

by ke6isf October 15, 2004

number plate

Identifying plates fitted to vehicles in the UK (and elsewhere), carrying the vehicle's registration number.
Similar to License plate, Registration plate etc.

In the UK the reg. no. belongs to the vehicle, not the driver, and contains information about the age of the vehicle and the region in which it was first sold. The system is administered by the DVLA.

The reg. number is alphanumeric, and takes the form AB12 CDE on vehicles registered after 2001, or A123 BCD on vehicles registered before 2001.

Some scouse git has stolen my number plates. Now I will be done by the police.

by oracle February 27, 2006

numpert

A retarded individual commonly known as John Brennan.

"John Brennan is a complete and udder numpert"

by Semolinapilchard November 10, 2008

numptoid

Son of numpty (see numptey). Usually 4 - 7 years old

Margaret: "Craig is such a good father"
Peter: "Well sometimes he can be a bit of a numpty"
Margaret: "That's unkind. He loves his kids"
Peter: "Yeah. I just hope they don't turn into a bunch of numptoids."

by Pengle April 11, 2007

numby dicks

A sexual act in which two consenting males (of legal or illegal age) sit on their hands until they become numb. When both achieve sufficient stiffness of their penis they simultaneously jerk each other off until the point of ejaculation. At this point both loads of cum are then blasted into each others faces.

This game can be played by oneself, but is usually referred to as the strange in such cases.

My little brother woke up and said his hand was asleep so I sat on my hand for a while and put our sleeping hands to use and played numby dicks all morning.

I would die to have played numby dicks with Simon Birch.

by H.i.sd September 7, 2010

Numbing for Strange

The act of sitting on your hand to numb it up in preparation for masterbation

Tim: Jon why is Juan always sitting on his hands on these camping trips
Jon: He is Numbing for strange you know he has not gotten any in a while.

by Dillsnick September 23, 2010

Numping

a kind of dance done to attract attention ,first seen in Wigan,England done by the original Numper Sir David Edwards OBE, as he spoke or rather sang in Tongues as he worked himself up into a sexual frenzy brought on by the sight of nubile young boys skinny dipping in the local canal or Cut as they say in the lanky dialect spoken by pit men and mill workers as they danced up pit brew in there clogs

......that cunt is Numping again! arses will be wreaked by midnight!

by No80dy.66uk October 11, 2019