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Chronic nonce

A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next

Never learning to just stop
Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce”
by Collector_of_things April 19, 2021
mugGet the Chronic noncemug.

FUCKING BIG NONCE

Some one who likes to touch kids and is big
by D4n13lx1thenonceslayer December 1, 2018
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Nonce

Slang for a pedo
Kacie palmer is a nonce
by KacieTheNonce September 9, 2021
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Bowyer nonce

A special type of nonce.
A Bowyer nonce is a nonce that’ll go for lonely little kids called Jared that only walks to specified locations,
When a Bowyer nonce finds a Jared he simply does a very cliche move (Scream at them whilst wiggling their cock in their hand) to get their attention and then gives them a two footed challenge to the acl and start slapping their face with their cock whilst making tribal screeching and then anally penetrate the victim until it realeases itself all over the kid whilst making Roblox death noises.
Jared: I was walking in the park today and I was confronted by a Bowyer nonce, I was petrified, tbf he looks like you.

Mr Hilton: *Gets nervous*

Jared: ... WAIT A MINU....

Mr Hilton: *Bowyer nonce tribal screech*
by ExSkii May 8, 2018
mugGet the Bowyer noncemug.

Nonce Nuggets

Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!
“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.

“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
by Cacker Man April 1, 2023
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Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.
by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
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Nonce

That Phil is a right bloody nonce
by nightman49 January 2, 2022
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