A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl
by The real og buggy October 23, 2019
It means nonce, but without using the letter E, either for comedic effect or to refrain from saying the full word.
May also be used to describe someone that is not a full nonce, but is close.
May also be used to describe someone that is not a full nonce, but is close.
by Wiillou September 28, 2022
Non-cohesive. Someone who doesn't work in a team. Someone who is in it for themselves. Also known as a me-me.
by TotallyNotThomas June 24, 2022
When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win
My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared
by Batty nonce March 14, 2018
During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment
Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while
Pete: It's No Nonce November again?
Nick: Yep
Pete: Cock!
Pete: It's No Nonce November again?
Nick: Yep
Pete: Cock!
by NonceNick November 02, 2021
When one is a strawberry nonce cake
by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020
1: When you have money via working with evil people/organisations (i.e. works with the BBC)
2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money
2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money
"I just got paid 250 quid" .... "Mate that's nonce money, bet you also worked with the BBC and touched kids"
by NonceMoneyMaker February 21, 2022