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post-microwave

The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.
"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."

"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
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Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks
1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!
by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009
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Recreational Microbiology

I dabbled in recreational microbiology last year, and now the fruits of my labor have me dancing on the table in a hula skirt.

My career is in recreational microbiology. I work for Coors.
by cowboyup1876 September 26, 2010
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Curry Microwave

Curry Microwave, noun. A microwave, often found in British households, which is dedicated to preparing and microwaving curries.

This is due to the scent of curries tainting the “main microwave”, so an additional dedicated curry microwave is required.
Could you please make a curry in the curry microwave?

The curry microwave needs cleaned.

Could you stop making curries in the main microwave, we have a curry microwave for that!
by FoostiePoonTang March 10, 2020
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Penis Microwave

Hiro: Man I wanna stick my schlong in a penis microwave
by Chaosgremlin February 21, 2021
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Microsoft Minute

A seemingly random period of time required for a (Microsoft) computer system to recognize changes made and begin working properly. This phrase is most commonly associated with Active Directory (Windows Server) applications.
"I just changed your password on the server, so in 15 Microsoft minutes you should be able to log on. If it still doesn't work after 15 minutes wait another hour and it should work then."
by Carl Boyd October 8, 2004
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Microjunk

is a sarcastic way of saying that Microsoft's products are some times a Piece of Crap.
Hey Hunny look Microsoft came out with another operating system the other day..Now it has completely trashed my computer. Damned Microjunk.
by Djangosama July 16, 2008
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