Maltese Terrier

A type of very large, upholstered rat which makes a constant yapping noise which is only slightly less annoying than the sound of fingernails on a blackboard. If you live adjacent to an apartment which contains one, you will, unfortunately, be quickly driven insane by the incessant racket which it produces if you cannot find a way to dispatch it. Most people regard the Maltese Terrier as nothing more than a noxious varmint with no real use; however, this is not actually true as the Maltese terrier is quite useful as live bait when alligator hunting and can also yield high-quality shark chum when butchered and mechanically separated.

I hate Maltese Terriers.

by dresgf34ertgq3e4rt December 10, 2012

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malté

When you are too Mainstream to be Alté but too Alté to be Mainstream

Her style can be described as Malté

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Matteo

A small Italian midget who knows karate but can't beat up anyone.

Hey dude, stop trying! You're such a Matteo. Go away.

by PeppaSwag September 19, 2016

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Brown Lives Matter

A term to describe that Hispanic lives mattter too. Us people deserve justice. Therefore Brown Lives matter

Guy-ALL LIVES MATTER
Guy 2-nah dude I think you mean brown lives matter

by Lick My Nut August 11, 2020

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manterrupting

Manterrupting occurs when the more competitive nature of males drives a male to interrupt a sentence or conversation of a male or female in order to interject their own views or statements. While this practice can occur male to male, it occurs more frequently male to female as, by nature, females are conflict avoidant and will oftentimes back down and allow the interruption.

Many males dislike this urban slang term as it's usually used by a female to describe male behavior.

Joe Schmoe is manterrupting again, it's like he never knows when to let others talks and just listen patiently like the rest of us do.

by Slang-it December 10, 2016

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