Matrix Babies

Persons born in the age of the internet who interact with it but who are not fully aware of the extreme power and rapidly expanding reach of information collection and propaganda projection system unregulated by democratic controls.

Mark: Those kids are glued to their phones.

Elon: Yeah, and fortunately most of these matrix babies are oblivious to how much information about them is being collected, what is being done with it and how it determines what comes across their screens.

origin: kjl

by kjl100 October 18, 2025

The Matrix

A colorguard move executed with teh use of a flag. This was originally created by the Raritan Rockets Colorguard. It is executed correctly by holding your flag at right slam. Lean back until youre parallel to the ground. As you do so, slide your flag until you're holding it only with your right hand by the endcap. Continue to swing the flagaround your body by the endcap.

"DUDE did you see Chelsea and Nikki scare the shit out of RBC that adaptation of The Matrix!?!??!?!???!!"

by NikkiNikkiMyers December 22, 2008

quantum matrix

The word defining the very essence of something that is very complicated but doesn't really exist.

A: How did you French exam go?
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.

by Weed_lord_boner_hitler June 12, 2017

whiskey matrix

The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.

I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.

by Elk Snot July 19, 2018

the matrix

the matrix is sexuel porn sim

im going to the matrix

by Hentai_lover696969 December 2, 2019

Angelina Matrisciano

Angelina Matrisciano is by far the most best person in this world. words cant describe how much she means to me, literally. like if you ever met her you’ll be like “damn i want to date her” but you can’t because she’s my gf. She is literally the most beautiful person i’ve ever met. No, like literally she’s so beautiful with her blonde hair like damn shawty *lip bites*. But like seriously imma marry this woman one day watch me.

Yeah Angelina Matrisciano is my gf. lmao you don’t know her? damn you must be boring.

by Priscilla Matrisciano March 18, 2021

The Matrix Rule

When a movie has sequels it is almost always a fact that the first one is good and the rest are absolute shite. Called "The Matrix Rule" because it was one of the first examples of this.

"The second matrix is the best"

*is promptly executed*

"The Matrix Rule"

by Fuck you Coen2 November 12, 2021