K-MAC

1. Someone who is a complete dick just to be a dick.

2. Better than you!
3. Wait Wait, I know.

1 k-mac . One who thinks they are better then everyone else.

2. Someone who thinks they can get any girl on a dating website.
3. one who thinks they are faster than anyone else on a ski slope
4. Too proud that he makes more money than both of his friends
5. Condescending
6. Claims he can build a fire but never does

by Ef Off Kmac December 14, 2013

dirty barbara mac

A person who steals their own child's sex swing.

My mother pulled a dirty Barbara Mac on me

by Sexswingless January 17, 2020

MAC

A Computer Marketed by Apple Inc. MAC which continually claims it just works must never use their own products or are referring to something else because MAC's OS are prone to crashes more than any other of its equivalent i.e. Windows XP, Vista, Linux. Mac also incredibly over prices their computers the MAC Book pro costs little under $3000, When the hardware that is included in that notebook is compared to that such as HP the Hardware is the same(if not online customizations can be made) and the price is only half as much. Anyone that says macs just works cause they are reliable are also in doubt. HP was named the most reliable computer of 2007. There is also no good games or software for macs seeing how they are one of the least used operating systems available. MAC's also constantly cheated their customers in the past making it so that if one wanted to use their OS they had to buy their computer which is why they overpriced such basic hardware, they also make their computers near impossible to upgrade unless you buy a MAC pro desktop which is extremely expensive as it is. I also find it funny how there $3000 computer comes with a 13' screen and any other Laptop comes with at least a 15' screen.I mean really they need to cheat you out of 2inches People need to open their eyes and understand expensive doesn't always mean best.

Mac: "Check out my new MAC book pro definitely the best thing to hit the computer user."
PC: "What are you stupid? you could have gotten the same hardware in any other PC for half the price... and if you really wanted could have bought OSX and it still would have been cheaper...Fucking retard"

by L. Fused March 16, 2008

Mac OS X

Operating System used by 'mac whores', people who will buy anything with the mac logo on it. They would buy a bag of dog shit as long as it was coloured off white and had an apple on it. Mac OS X is an inferior operating system with many bugs yet mac whores bitch on about it all day because it's all they can use on their shitty off white pieces of crap

Mac OS X is just like windows wearing a Gucci sweater

by Damien April 11, 2005

mac deez

A statement, denoting that you are offering you nuts to be sucked. A foreshortening of "Mac deez nutz".

Can also be used as a double entendre for McDonalds.

You wanna eat at Mac deez?
You can mac deez!

by Neko March 3, 2005

mac-a-frama-lama

pimpin'....doin it big.....alwayz on dat hyphy shit!

man.......im doin' mac-a-frama-lama up in dis bitch!

by DUBL-O November 22, 2006

Mac

1. adj. Word used to describe a computer that general does not function well, or typically malfunctions

2.v. When a computer suddenly malfunctions and/or needs to be restarted to fix an error

1. "My computer's so slow, it's such a Mac."

2."Dude, my computer just totally mac'd out! I had to reboot it."

by Meaghan duh February 7, 2008