Mumbet

Mumbet is a philosophical and social construct first theorized in the Austrian capital of Vienna at the beginning of the 20th century, by world renowned theologian Mörtz Spesh.
Mumbet is a state of mind; a completeness of the soul. Once one has unlocked and can manipulate their inner Mumbet they transcend into a Mumbeteer.
A person with no Mumbet or unaware of their Mumbet is a "Marcello".

1) IS THAT A MUMBET?!

2) Give her the Mumbet.

3) “People are having a nice time here. You can drink baileys from a glass but you can’t drink it from a shoe”

4) Have you got a license to carry that Mumbet.

by MörtzSpesh November 10, 2019

Mumble-Talk

Mumble-Talk
Is when someone is talking foul about you but won’t make themselves clear.

mumbling something negative about you but won’t make themselves understood.

mumbling Trash talk behind your back.

Max: Hey bruh you love to Mumble-Talk behind people’s back.

BY: MillYentei DYSlick July 17, 2020

by MillYentei DYSlick September 17, 2020

Muffin Faggot

Name for penis owners usually named Justin.

I know a muffin faggot that lives in Colorado.

by Dudething December 18, 2021

Lurking Murk

This is a term of creepy, scary internet trolls, who live in their mothers basement. Usually fits those who use creepy eye avatars.

Did you see what that freaky Lurking Murk posted today? You know the one with the avatar of his/her eyes?

by concerned urban citizen August 25, 2009

Toilet Musing

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.

Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.

by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011

Micro Mushroom

A really small penis.

This guy jay told me to suck his dick but I aint eating Micro Mushrooms

by Umbbro July 20, 2017

Elon Muskrat

Elon Musk's favorite pet, along with the Elon Mosquito. It owns a Elon Musket and can only be seen at Elon Dusk.

Yo, dude. You see that Elon Muskrat over there?

No.

by BigoofMax February 27, 2019