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Messere

An Italian masterpiece. Angelic. The most gorgeous man who ever lived.
"Lord Messere we're not worthy! We're not worthy!". The Great Messere replies "You're worthy, you're worthy, get up".
by vinniemash November 27, 2011
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Messi

Messi is the best soccer player in soccer/football. Many people look up to him and want to be just like him.
A: Wow he is really good at soccer/football!
B: Yea, his name is Messi
by demon_slayer19 August 21, 2020
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Desperate Messenger

A Desperate messenger is someone who submits a definition that has nothing to do with defining anything and only submitted something to get a message out about:
- Their cheating boyfriends/girlfriends
- a town/city/country/school they don't/do like
- giving "props" to their friends/significant others.
- telling someone that they're a faggot/skank and that they suck
- a bunch of other useless shit that doesn't fall under the category of definition.
A Desperate messenger also tends to be a Deff. Whore, a Def. Troll and/or an UD Perve who tends to submit the same "definition" over and over again, sometimes starting Def. Wars.
The person who keeps submitting those stupid "definitions" about Jade Wright is both a Desperate Messenger, a Def. Whore.

Examples of a Desperate Messenger:

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Vasya

faggot
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Sickle Cell
you have suttn wrong with you but u still act up like you suttin special.
u know u get knocked out buy act like u wanna fight look at u u got sickle cell u aynt doin shit move along
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nuke california:

nike california nuke california
nike california nuke california
nuke california nuke california

seriously though....
seriously...
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Desperate Messengers seem to WANT to depict themselves as being total and complete idiots who can't spell....go figure
by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008
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GameFAQs Message Boards

the most horrible place in the world

where gamefaqs moderators delete your posts when u try to voice out your opinion
i got 10 karma deleted for voicing my opinion
by anonymous August 24, 2004
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messbag

Someone very, very drunk or who has taken a lot of drugs, or, a very strange and borderline scary person or persons.
"Who the fuck brought this messbag to my house!!?"

"Oh my god Joel and Andrea are the biggest messbags i have ever met! Can you believe all this frollicing and karaoke!?"

"This place is messbag central."
by sporter21 December 10, 2007
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messhit

messi is messhit
by haizooooooooooooooooooo July 15, 2022
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text message jackpot

When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.
C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.
by Courtney Mahler October 20, 2008
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