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Ferrets

I watched a documentary on MILFs on the Discovery Channel...it was odd to see ferrets at the South Pole.

by milady February 4, 2005

Milf Kilroy

An amazingly fit woman, in her early fourties, preferably blonde with large breasts. Has the accent of a mancunian and pronounces everything with an 'eh' sound on the end of it. MOTHER BELONGING TO NATALIE KILROY.

'that Susan Kilroy, shes a rayteeeee Milf Kilroy'

by Milf Appreciation May 2, 2009

Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

MELIFETI

me-li-fe-ti

A joyful statement used by Christians in 2006 at Falls Creek Chruch Camp meaning 'Lifetime of happiness' or something along those line.

Created by Erin and Cameron at Falls Creek while ripping up and playing with a LIFETIME sticker on the back of the chairs.

"I hope your life is full of MELIFETI"

by Jewcookies October 29, 2007

MailFunction

Where your postal service or post office functions wrongly or does not function at all.

"The past few days there has been some mailfunction on the telephone lines to Iceland Post. For 1-3 minutes at a time the connection is disrupted and excisting phone calls are cut short unexpectedly." - Icelandic Post Office news

by Jurgen222 August 24, 2010

Milf Mark

Tattoo located on the lower back of a woman. Formerly known as a Tramp Stamp.

* A mom bends down revealing a tattoo on her lower back. "Check out the milf mark on her!"

by khog August 14, 2011

Milf Mafia

A group of mothers that participate in different activities in the name of their children. Once in the Milf Mafia you are family and their is no easy way out.

Jules couldn't wait to have her baby and be accepted in the Milf Mafia.

by Barry DeBeers January 13, 2015