lesbian texting

Texting excessively with a response rate of no longer than 45 seconds

Sherri isn't going to be friends with Joe anymore because he's awful at lesbian texting

by Jchm April 12, 2017

lesbian apocalypse

Lesbian apocalypse is when every lesbian on tiktok follow eachother and have a lesbian profile picture

“hey did you hear about the lesbian apocalypse”
“yeah!! We're gonna overthrow the government, lesbian world domination!!!”

by sigmafemale69 June 1, 2022

Not lesbian approved

When a lesbian or bi-girl doesn't like another girl because she's not her type. (keep in mind the other girl might not even go that way, but if this girl is vain, it's the principle)

called n.l.a. for short or l.a. for lesbian approved, which is the opposite.

When someone looked on my Tagged page and wanted to talk to my play sister and not me, I was like WTF? I'm straight, but why doesn't she like me? lol maybe she only likes light skinned girls or something. I guess I'm just not lesbian approved.

by PrincessR November 26, 2009

lesbian prison rape

not unheard of in prisons, dildos are smuggled in inside prisoners' pussys. the lesbian prison rape is carried out by causing the "victim" to drop their soap in the showers and, when they bend over to pick it up, ramming them up the ass with a dildo.

aargh beii that way some rich shit nigga lesbian prison rape fuck going doooooooooooown

tell me bout it mush, that bitch's ass got fucked up!

true, true

by buswanka November 21, 2010

Platonic Lesbian Love

A deep, deep love for your best girly friend, that, although appearing overtly sexual to outsiders, is fact completely innocuous.

Can be abbreviated to PLL.

<3

1) I Platonic Lesbian Love you

2) Emma and Alex are Platonic Lesbian Lovers

3) Every year, Emma and Alex celebrate PLL Day

by Schmalex December 26, 2008

Lesbian-abler

The man, who so disgusts a woman so much that, after dating and dumping him, she gives up on the male gender completely, and jumps the fence.

Dude, Todd was such a dick to Charlotte, that she dumped him and became a lesbian. He was her lesbian-abler.

by jjm0291 January 9, 2010

rogue lesbian

noun: a lesbian who is so non-conformist to the normal sub-stereotypes that she appears to be unaware of them. One who is disdainful of butch, femme or futch as labels. Wears what she wants, sleeps with who she wants.

adjective: rogue lesbian: describes an act by a rogue lesbian - usually describes some behaviour that is shockingly unexpected - like seducing the Bishop's daughter. An unsanctioned act.

"...rogue lesbian kiss..." to describe an unrehearsed, unscripted kiss between Natalie and Olivia on Guiding Light

by Llachlan August 25, 2009