Lobstor 

Not to be confused with Lobster. Lobstor is an omnipresent being that will take over the world as it's supreme overlord. Lobstor is equipped with a fully automatic vasectomiser which is part of the plan to rule the world. All hail LOBSTOR.

"ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF LOBSTOR!!!!"
"Lobstor will vasectomise all"
"Present your balls to Lobstor"

Lobstor by Chris/Dean April 2, 2008

Lobsterbate 

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

Lobsterbate by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008

labia lobsters 

pubic lice or crabs

I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.

labia lobsters by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

locster 

a crip with a reputation for being a "gangster"

What're you talkin' about? Tookie Williams is a fukin locster

locster by Jesse N. G March 30, 2008

Lobstromonus 

adjective: An obscure word used to describe something that is indescribable. When something is so unbelievably good or so terribly monstrous you can’t think of a point of reference, use lobstromonus.

so how was your night?

it was..it was lobstromonus.

I think it's best we order in tonight. Your cooking is....lobstromonus.

Lobstromonus by Emanlaer Ruo Yesut'nod January 7, 2013

Louster 

Something that is awesome or cool

Here Ben, look at that car, that's a louster

Louster by Big_heffer June 14, 2017

Lolster 

A dumbass loser that prolongs the pronounciation of the word

"heeeeeeey." He also says heeeeey when you turn off your mic. He prank calls your friend and says it's your friends brother. He likes to bother Michael Stafford. He also talks shit to people. He is obsessed with Mexicans and Dun Dorr. Never say something funny to a "Lolster," they will repeat it for days. He likes to drink pop at 5:00 am in the morning. He likes to yell at his siblings. He likes to kick his own ass, as well as giving internal bleeding to his hand by smacking it off of a PS2 Controller. He likes to play Pokemon instead of play with friends. He likes to call people black kids, or thugs, and copy other people. He likes to make Montoges instead of Montages. He likes to like his own post on facebook. He also likes to associate his internet profiles, such as facebook, with Nazi or Germans. He is also known as, "the Lolster kitty," when he prances in Backlot.

Lolster says heeeeeeey every 2.2 seconds.

Lolster by LOLSTER KITTY June 18, 2011