Loafer

A big shit

Have you seen the size of that loafer i just had? It is fucking epic.

by Dozza13 April 25, 2014

bread loaf

Substance that comes out of an elephant's ass at the circus.

"Ruh-roh. That clown just stepped in the fresh bread loaf."

by Kfunky October 26, 2006

loafer

the act of getting head while eating a loaf of bread, while doing this you must wear a condom and stick in the bread after

last night was an excelent loafer

by nutter butter 91 January 17, 2009

Loafing

When a man only gets "half hard"

Tom was loafing during class

by Tiim Howard October 3, 2010

loaf

loaf - to headbutt someone in the face.

I loafed that stupid pig right in his stupid fucking face.

by Robin Farrell July 30, 2004

loafed

To overly soil or excrete a visibly solid mass in one's pants.

Oh man! Did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants?

by Clockwork-Deity June 27, 2005

LOAS

Lack of algebraic or arithmatic skills

student 1: 2+1=4 right
student 2: LOAS

by Chrona March 4, 2009