kick up the nuclear 5

To move into high gear. In referrence to the five nuclear warheads that were "unaccounted for" by the U.S. Airforce during a three-hour period on Aug. 30, 2007. A derrivative of the phrase "kick it into high gear."

"Let's kick up the nuclear 5 and peace out of here."

by Josie Perez-Martinez June 2, 2008

still getting my ass kicked

When one has done some mind-altering substance, and the time in which it should have worn off has passed a while ago, yet your mind is still... Altered.

When you're still high after smokinga bowl 12 hours ago of some mid-grade marijuana.

"Man, I smoked a while ago and I'm still getting my ass kicked!"

by dnyde June 5, 2007

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick

1.The deadliest weapon in the world. 2. Chuck Norris' finishing move that can not only destroy his opponent(s) but also the fabric of space and time.

The Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is why the dinosaurs went extinct.

by Damien VonDusk January 10, 2009

Collingwood Free Kick

In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.

Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.

by martybanana August 14, 2012

kicks

shoes

Look at those nice kicks

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Puppy kicker

Lowest form of life on the planet, anyone that hurts a dog should be killed in the most disgusting way imaginable.

Bob 1) Did you see that guy push that old lady?
Bob 2) Yah, what a fuckin puppy kicker!
Bob 1) Let's go kill him in the most disgusting way imaginable!

by sweatygooch August 3, 2010

kick in the nuts

something totally wrong to do. It's sexual harassment first off. When a girl does it to a guy for no reason it makes him wanna commit suicide. YES IT DOES. Its totally wrong and sexist. Girls who do it for fun are just dumbassed sexist bitches and should be thrown into a giant moving fan resulting in their guts splattering everywhere.You can hurt somebody physicaly and emotionaly by doing this. You can also kill somebody(yup it's true) or get arrested for doing this. If you read this please take it into mind.

kicking somebody in the nuts is totally sexist. So don't do it.kick in the nuts...totally wrong.

by buttholeface April 9, 2006