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Kickassism

Kickassism is a way of thinking, akin to a philosophy, created by Patrick Antonicelli. There are 69 tenets that exist within Kickassism. While Kickassism is not a religion, there are Patron Badasses, role models from all walks of life, fictional or not, that teach us how to be the most badass we can be.
Kickassism teaches us that we should love ourselves, and love punching the fuck out of some sharks.
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kickassism

A person in an extreme state of Kick-Assery
Mitch Kicks Ass All Over The Place, No one Has Anything On Him!
kickassism by Mitch Woodcock September 5, 2005

Kickassism-Philosophy 

Kickassism is a philosophy created by someone who was really awesome. With Kickassism, you learn to love yourself, learn to love to punch sharks, and learn to become a better, more badass person in general. Kickassism is a way of thinking, not a religion. As such, there is nothing to worship; however, there are the Patron Badasses, role models from both fiction and non fiction, that teach us to be the best that we can be.
An example of the Kickassism-Philosophy would be when you punch that one shark in the face and you feel really badass.

Kickassimus 

An inexplicable muscular and or mental phenomenon found in runners, giving them the ability to ignore pain and doubt in favor of finding their strong.
We are going to kickassimus.
Kickassimus by RunnersXc June 23, 2013

kickassitude 

A word for awesome, or cool. Used when something is outrageously good that deserves praise.
That movie was a powerhouse of kickassitude.
kickassitude by Commanderkickass September 25, 2003

Kickassitude 

N. A measurement of any number of positive things about any given situation.
Man, that midair was a powerhouse of kickassitude.
Kickassitude by Andy Kova December 29, 2006

Kickassity 

A unit of measurement for the sheer amount of kickass an action or item may physically hold.
Dude One: "Dude, guess the amount of kickassity my weekend held?"

Dude Two: "How much?"

Dude One: "Zero."
Kickassity by gavilatius December 15, 2010
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