Jared

a bitch.

I talked to the new kid Jared today he's such a SALLY

by emmac53 October 16, 2020

Jared Hill

The most fattest bussy you will ever see, makes you cream when he walks in the room, and you will never be able to fall out of love with him.

Jared Hill is my crème de la crème.

by CrowningDickhead August 23, 2022

Jared Naicker

Just a naai really, what else can I say?

Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS!!!

by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020

Ellie and Jared

The best youtubers with the sweetest kids. First son, Jackson born in 2014 after infertility. Second son, Calvin, born 2015. Third son due June 2018. youtube.com/ellieandjared

'Have you seen the Ellie and Jared vlog? It's so sweet!'

by imsorrywho? June 17, 2018

Jared

This person will make you feel the lightest you’ve ever felt ever! Like a skinny skinny feather. Jared’s are unapologetic and charming with a fantastical sense of humor. He cherishes his friends and treats them like absolute guido/guidette royalty! Obsessed with gorillas and getting sticky and shaking ass.

Jared can simply whip the piss.

by Definedinmylanguage February 2, 2022

Jared Character

A character that is orange weird and wacky

that guy is such a jared character

by bignbomb74 April 23, 2021

Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.

“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”

by Jared1337 June 13, 2021