Person 1: "Oh, is that Jonathan Garnham?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a small feminine man who teaches Computer Science!"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a small feminine man who teaches Computer Science!"
by big gazza 194 April 16, 2024
Get the Jonathan Garnhammug. Jonathan is very cool and not lonely at all.
He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.
He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.
This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.
He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.
He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.
This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.
by PotatoBoy96Virgin October 18, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"
by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024
Get the Luke Jonathan Stumbomug. Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan made me laugh"
"Jonathan, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a jonathan.
"Jonathan, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a jonathan.
by ghfyb1234 February 8, 2022
Get the jonathanmug. When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes
Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic”
Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
by Cozahr May 31, 2024
Get the Dirty Jonathanmug. Jonathan is a very handsome boy.
by Baitrix October 10, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan is a type of guy that looks out for his friends. He is caring, funny, sweet. He likes to go out with girls that have a sense of humour, but are not crazy and loud. He likes girls that start with A. Jonathan is sexy and handsome.
by Naroia Slovakdeis March 27, 2017
Get the jonathan trickeymug.