The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.
Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.
by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010
Get the Idiot Lottomug. Advice which sounds wise on the surface but loses all credibility upon further examination (usually from a lack of real-world applications). It's when idiots try to give advice which sounds wise.
"Don't give up. Anything is possible."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
by JMC43 December 4, 2017
Get the Idiot Wisdommug. by Lmaobixch October 19, 2019
Get the idiot moronmug. Some one who is just plain being dumb. You’re not mad at them and they may even be your friend, but they are being really dumb
by Pet Petunia November 29, 2017
Get the Idiot stickmug. Someone who is a huge idiot, so much so that it makes them a Worldstar Idiot. They are snobby, rude, and have no respect for themselves or others.
Jared: “That dude is such a jerk!”
Lin: “Yeah! He’s more than that though.. he’s like a worldstar idiot!”
Jared: “Lmao, yeah.”
Lin: “Yeah! He’s more than that though.. he’s like a worldstar idiot!”
Jared: “Lmao, yeah.”
by Xx.Ammie.xX May 3, 2021
Get the Worldstar Idiotmug. by Smishy panda February 3, 2021
Get the fucking idiotmug. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.
by Ambrose Bierce April 9, 2004
Get the IDIOT, n.mug.