A very sexy, layered, choppy haircut which looks its sexiest after the wearer has been fucked silly in various postitions for many hours on end.
Peter: Babydoll, your hair has never looked better. Damn sexy.
Katie (naked, exhausted, smiling): Thanks. My hairdresser calls it fuckable hair....
Katie (naked, exhausted, smiling): Thanks. My hairdresser calls it fuckable hair....
by Katherine Victoria September 29, 2005
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D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"
He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"
D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"
He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
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Pretty much a cowlick or when one section of your hair sticks up and will not go down for a matter of time or without the help of hair products and such.
by Super Special Awesome Person March 27, 2008
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You've come to the right place. (:
You will need:
a rattail comb
hairspray
Step 1: Take a small section of your hair. Hold it upwards. Backcomb it(comb towards your head.)until it's ratty.
Step 2: Do this with all of your hair, except for the bottom layer.
Step 3: Statue of Liberty much? Don't worry. You didn't do it wrong! (: Take some of the top layers and comb it normally until it's smooth. That way you won't be able to see the rattiness of it. If the ends are sticking out, just comb them until they don't.
Step 4: If it looks big enough for you, hairspray it everywhere! It will last most of the day.
Step 5: If it's not big enough for you, you have gone too far. If you wanted it bigger you just tease it more.
Enjoy!
Warnings:
-May not work with non-layered hair.
-If your hair is silky, it may not stay teased.
You've come to the right place. (:
You will need:
a rattail comb
hairspray
Step 1: Take a small section of your hair. Hold it upwards. Backcomb it(comb towards your head.)until it's ratty.
Step 2: Do this with all of your hair, except for the bottom layer.
Step 3: Statue of Liberty much? Don't worry. You didn't do it wrong! (: Take some of the top layers and comb it normally until it's smooth. That way you won't be able to see the rattiness of it. If the ends are sticking out, just comb them until they don't.
Step 4: If it looks big enough for you, hairspray it everywhere! It will last most of the day.
Step 5: If it's not big enough for you, you have gone too far. If you wanted it bigger you just tease it more.
Enjoy!
Warnings:
-May not work with non-layered hair.
-If your hair is silky, it may not stay teased.
by zomgkate December 5, 2007
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by chicago jones June 13, 2011
Get the hairbag mug.The type of hair you have naturally, not permed, colored, treated, etc. Free hair is preferred because outside of modest priced haircuts and shampoo, there is no cost.
My wife spends $100+ every five to six weeks getting her hair colored. This makes me really mad and I wish that she would just get free hair.
by Mr. Moo Bovine August 26, 2007
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