Ho-Mo

Noun. A married man who pays high priced whores for "companionship" with hopes of getting caught thus covering up the fact to colleagues, family, the press, and sometimes himself that he is really a big homo.

Anderson: Great interview with Dick Morris. Is it really true what they say about him?
Shep: Duh. He's a big Ho-Mo from way back. So what are you doing this weekend - I've got Rupert's place on The Cape...?
Anderson: Wish I could kitten, but I gotta go to Newport and feed Mummy her scotch...

by JaniceH June 26, 2008

ho-train

When 2 or more vehicles containing hot women drive by you in traffic. If a man is present in one of the vehicles then it is no longer a ho-train. Note: not to be confused with a dime bus

Dude, the ho-train just passed us!

by dime capt. May 6, 2010

Ho-made Pimp

When a hoe chooses a brotha who don't know pimpin and teaches him the game he becomes a ho-made pimp, in otha words he's a simp.

A pimp who learned all his game from a hoe.

A pimp who was nobody till a hoe laced his shoes.

Who, Raheem? nigga he aint game tight, that nigga's a ho-made pimp

by hoetalk July 10, 2011

ho-ing

the act of being a total skank ho and pissing a bunch of people off.

That Quesadilla Factory worker is majorly ho-ing.

by Insane Clown Prevost January 21, 2009

Ho-Down

When two hot horny hoes starts fucking each other while dancing around and making out. Probably the hottest thing you'll ever see.

Horny Dude 1: Dude did you see Alison and Ilana doing the ho-down at the party last night?
Horny Dude 2: Totally man, it made me jack off so hard that my pants got soaked.
Horny Dude 1: Yeah I know, it made me want to do them so hard.

by the king of awesomeness May 9, 2009

Ho Hopper

A person that hit it off with one person to the next

I dont think you need to mess with him he a ho hopper

by Tiara July 4, 2003

Ho Tendencies

noun.
Used to describe behavior that is inherently programmed into females because of sexual repression brought upon by societies need to restrict and deny human sexuality. Can take forms in many degrees:

*Also can be expressed during periods of lowered inhibition and/or periods of prolonged sexual abstinence (i.e. Spring Break, Mardi Gras, drunken nights).

*Or the actions of a nasty ass bitch

ex: Juanita has 12% ho tendencies whereas Orangelica is 60% straight up ho.

Ex:Two nights ago Yolanda got tired of her usual late night movies and went out for some action, resulting in 95% ho tendencies, a hangover and lost undies.

by Orgenlica Juanita Williams April 9, 2009