Happy Grifter

One who has no desire to rise above the rank of con artist in life. A frequent condition in low income areas mainly due to peer pressure.

My platinum blonde girlfriend is a Happy Grifter fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.

by Who shot JR? September 5, 2005

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gift money

Money that one receives for a special occasion or holiday. They then refuse to pay someone back with that money out of pure greed. Usually is found in the pockets of a bjornson.

"I can't pay you back with my gift money, my mom gave it to me for Columbus Day."

by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008

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Grefting is derived from the word Gref, generally used to describe the action of Gash-Hunting, or being out on the pull. Is occasionally used to describe the act of stealing/shoplifting, and hiding the objects stolen inside ones Gref, or Vagina.

1. The Boys were going out Grefting, hopes were high as Robert and the BabeRider had a foolproof plan.

2. Whilst shopping in ASDA, Ollie and friends noticed a crowd of gypsy women 'Grefting' their weekly neccessities.

by Big-OH January 24, 2009

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retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.

I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me

by HED23 January 9, 2008

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Jesus Gift

Street name for male love organ

Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!

by Jesus Gift October 6, 2008

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pre-gift

The act of buying useless crap in the month of November for no apparent reason other than to waste your hard-earned money, only to realize in December that this dusty, tossed-aside item would make the perfect Christmas gift for a lackluster person at the bottom of your Christmas list.

To Self, sometime in mid-November: "why did i buy this can of Vienna sausages? I don't even like Vienna sausages! Oh well..."

To Self, late December: "Oh Crap! I forgot to buy Uncle Carl a gift! Oh hey, what's this on the shelf - a can of Vienna sausages? I think Uncle Carl likes these...thank god i thought to pre-gift!"

by gadzooks123 March 17, 2009

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