groping the goose 

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

groping the goose by gooser94 January 11, 2014

to spoon the goose 

to not turn your back on an opportunity but to embrace it.

We are all happy that Sally and Erica decided to spoon the goose and host the morning radio show on Triple J.

to spoon the goose by baby8dingo July 17, 2020

The Goose-Man

A sex act involving a guy ejaculating on a girl's body without her noticing, then licking it off and pretending it never happened.

It is said that the origin of the word comes from the the french expression : "oiseaux mangeur", which means eating like a goose. Goose, in when eating together, tend to eat very fast as if they hide the food in their throats.

Hey! Did you pull out the Goose-man on me?

The Goose-Man by ipcvideofilms November 17, 2010

Full Goose Bozo 

Totally Crazy

That broad was full goose bozo.

Full Goose Bozo by I made the man October 5, 2009

Saddle Goose 

A fool.

Billy, maybe if you got rid of that rambunctious hairstyle you'd earn some fine females, saddle goose!

Saddle Goose by CarsonDB November 9, 2020

Trap goose

Lil Peep’s name before he decided to be ‘Lil Peep’

Trap goose to Hanna his ex gf: “I think Im going to change my name to Lil Peep !”

Trap goose by healizzle69 April 3, 2020

Special Needs Goose 

The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.

Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.

Special Needs Goose by I am Iron Man! July 1, 2009