Arabian Sun-goggles in the wind

To hold someone down and place your balls in their eye sockets, you then proceed to fart in the recipients mouth. Arabian sun-goggles in the wind!

I built a tiny house and gave that dude a rough time with my arabian sun-goggles in the wind.

by kylo nipples February 8, 2007

Brent Goggles

When you sleep or hit on multiple fat chicks why consuming alcohol. "Brent Goggles"

I woke up next to a fat chick and blamed the Brent Goggles.

by Høuse January 12, 2010

sand goggles

used by the military. they are invisable goggles placed on your face without you knowing it when you get combat so that every female you see jump up like 10 points if she was 2 now shes a 15 now because shes the only bitch on the fire base. kind of like beer goggles but worse.

if you were a 3 before you got to iraq and now your a 10 its because your here dont forget that shit when we get back to the states.

by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

Italian Goggles

When a man puts his balls on the womans eyes.

" Last night i took a picture of my wife wearing some italian goggles while she sleep"

by tepotini August 1, 2009

gogglesmash

Term used when a character wearing goggles is killed off-panel in a comic book. Usually denoted by the presence of smashed goggles on the floor after the kill without ever seeing the body.

Synonymous with sallyblam

The phrase comes from BumbleKing Comics Forums, the official forums for the current writer of Archie Comic's Sonic the Hedgehog (as of 2011). In issue #225 of Sonic, the lead female Sally Acorn was killed off-panel by three BLAMs. The issue ends with Sonic running toward her off-panel body only seeing smashed goggles (hence, gogglesmash) on the floor.

Comic Nerd 1: Dude, that guy with the goggles totally got killed off-panel. Heck, they only show broken goggles afterwards. The @#$%.

Comic Nerd 2: Sounds like he was gogglesmashed.

by MegaHayzer October 14, 2011

Clear goggles

The phenomenon of utter awareness of one's own and others' actions, that one experiences when abstaining from drinking on a night out.

"I'm wearing my clear goggles tonight. I'm going to punch Dave in the face and then blame it on alcohol. God, I hate Dave."

"Tom thinks we were all too drunk to remember what he did last night. But I was wearing my clear goggles"

by Jungle Panda November 21, 2009

Ninja Goggles

When a ninja gets so drunk he or she fucks a pirate. The opposite of pirate goggles.

So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009