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German Log Ride

The German Log Ride is a sexual act envolving a group of three. Person #1 lays down on the floor face up. Person #2 sits like a dog on top of person #1s forehead. Person #3 then deficates on person #2s back, then urinates on the turd sending it flowing down person #2s back and into person #1s mouth.
The film was going well until Stacey found herself on the end og a German Log Ride.
by Evil swiss Cheese March 22, 2009
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German calzone

The Use of a Car Jack to Enlarge a Person's butthole symalteanously equipping car jacks to the victims nipples, meanwhile applying poop to ones enlarged butthole.
Hey tyrone can jimmy give you a germy stanky (german calzone)?
by dildo ronny fagginz March 5, 2009
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German Toast

(noun)
1. The result of two men trying to find who's penis can last longer in a toaster.

(noun)
2. French Toast gone horribly wrong.
"Is that pork I smell?" "Nah it's Jon and Dave making some German Toast."
by Something close to God September 22, 2008
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germantown

A subburb of Memphis. Its school contains roughly 2,500 stundents. Black people make up roughly 50% and always talk about how Germantown isn't hard but do not realize in doing so call themselves week. 35% is white, and realize that the school has gone to shit. The other 15% is etinic (i.e. asian, middleeastern, latin) who ussually either split off and hang out with either black or whits or stay in his or her own click.
Germantown kicks some major ass.
by The Man April 29, 2004
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Germantown Academy

Private Prep School in Fort Washington. The best School in Philly no question, academically, athletically, and socially. Some of the kids may be super socially weird for sure, but the rest are some of the greatest people you will ever meet. It is kind of preppy, but there are all different kinds of styles too. A lot of the kids have money, but many of them don't. It is diverse, and we win every game we play against all of the other schools. Most of the kids are very attractive and nice, and they really do give everyone a chance and aren't judgmental. We have the best campus and greenest building, better than most of the other schools in the country. GA is an amazing place to be, no matter what anyone says!
Germantown Academy Kid: I go to GA

CHA kid: LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Gamertag849374885 June 17, 2012
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zee Germans

Controversy over this definition has arisen due to someone being too lazy to look up the definition of a German word. The word sie/Sie can mean she, they or you but not the.
The 'correct' anglo-german would be 'die Germans' or perhaps 'protection from den Germans'.

The word 'zee' here is clearly meant to mean the (and it's a better sounding phrase than die Germans) but I have to lend my support to the mispronunciation of the theory to the mistranslation of sie theory.

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People attacking others without checking the facts, also losing to zee Germans on penalties.
by nurry7 June 29, 2010
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do you speak german?

to ask a prostitute if she will have anal sex with you.
by hoioindweMSA January 29, 2007
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