German Carwash

While the girl is giving the guy a blowjob, the guy pours a beer over her head. Once he cums in her mouth she tilts her head back and opens her mouth. The guy continues to pour beer into her mouth to help her swallow.

Give your girl a german carwash after a night at the bar.

by Beer Master J June 28, 2010

Florida or Germany?

Office game whereby one worker reads a shocking headline to another coworker, who must identify the location of origin as Florida or Germany.
Honestly, most screwed up stuff happens in either Florida or Germany.

Jim: "Father locked daughter in basement for 24 years and repeatedly raped her. Florida or Germany?"

Joe: "Oh that HAS to be Germany."

Jim: "Correct!"

by cr8rface January 22, 2009

german army helmet

A german army helmet is another word for circumsion. It is common for Jews.

Bedes dad has a smooth german army helmet, which granny loves.

by dave hte danish lad August 2, 2006

Geetanjali

When someone beats you in an argument, you've been getanjali-eed!

Monesh: You suck
Komesh: You suck harder.

Monesh got geetanjali-eed!

Whoop :)

by Cool Creature November 22, 2010

German Chocolate

A pet name for songwriter Martin Gore, ie:
German= Heritage, a language he speaks, and where he lived for a while in the 80's

Chocolate= His father is of black decent

Martin Gore is my sexy peice of German Chocolate!

by DWG September 10, 2008

geewank

An attempt to combine gee and wank to form a more obscene expletive. Native to Dublin, Ireland.

This is a pile of geewank.
My face is on fire! Geewank!

by Donal January 7, 2005

German name

Very humorous! Guides the conversation and will take it in any direction they want. Knows what to say and how to be forgiven. Could be a good serial killer-but secretly has too big of a heart to ever. Has a soft spot for Minecraft and Roblox- THEY’RE built DiFfErEnT!!:)

“Woah, German name is actually built different, I’m jealous!”

by Anonymous server September 13, 2020