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ass fucked

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.
Billy Bob got drunk and gang ass fucked last night.
by jsd9632 February 1, 2012
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Fucked Her For Olde Glory

The act of placing a American Flag over unattactive women's face and giving her one for your Country.
Holly was no beauty but Butch did the right thing when he fucked her for olde glory for serving her Country.
by Atomic Punk I November 28, 2009
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Fuckberry Muffin

For use when describing an especially attractive woman, whom you would like to have sexual intercourse with.
Joe- "Wow, look at that woman!"
Fred- "She looks like a damn fuckberry muffin."
Joe- "Indeed."
by fuck.berry.muffin. December 6, 2010
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domain fucked

When, in the world of web design and development, your domain name is jacked by another person or company without your knowledge.

When a domain/hosting company forces long-term hosting packages on you for a cheap domain price.

When your web developer or designer owns your domain name and won't give it to you without paying through the nose.
I wanted to change web designers, and the dude who has been working on my site for the past 3 years owns the freakin name. I'm so domain fucked it's not funny.
by Shawn Jackson May 28, 2006
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beer fucked

Experiencing the effects of drinking significant quantities of alcohol.
I told Arnold that I would be right over to his place, but I was so beer fucked that I couldn't put my pants on.
by zwibble de jah jah June 27, 2006
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fuck me to tears

A cry of angst.
As the first M-1 Abrams rolled into Baghdad, Saddam cried out, "Fuck me to tears", shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.
by harry flashman August 5, 2003
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fucké

adj.
Fuck found it's way in the daily french-canadian vocabulary. Used this way it refers to a persons state, be it appearance or mental. In any case it is not good.
It also looses it's sexual connotation.
Ç't'osti là yé tout fucké!
(That jerk is all fucked up)

Elle est fucké dans tête...
(She's fucked up in the head)

C'est fucké ça!
(That's fucked up!)
by Sacapain January 10, 2008
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