a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.
"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.
by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019
Get the Foot Creammug. A large, unsightly, very ugly foot that is possibly hairy. A really bad hog foot has yellow fungus ridden toe nails or is missing them all together. Other characteristics of a hog foot include calluses, bunions, corns, warts, in-growns, hammer-toe, and spurs.
by Crystal Summers April 4, 2011
Get the hog footmug. The escape of sea water that rushes out of wetsuit boots (booties), when they are taken off in a hurry by someone power shaking from cold water exposure
by the ward December 23, 2020
Get the Foot juicemug. 
A footjob received from a blatantly homosexual man. Usually occurs in a Vegas hotel room, but can happen anywhere sexual acts usually occur. Examples include, but are not limited to: a strip club, massage parlor, fuck den, or a sex club.
"Oh man, I got GREAT foot by the fruit after that GSA meeting!" "Hey Bob, thanks for last night! I've never met anyone so willing to give me foot by the fruit without hefty payment in cash or illicit narcotics."
by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018
Get the foot by the fruitmug. a foot girl is female that has a mistress, this mistress will beat and whip her foot girl then proceeds to watch her suck her toes, it is very rare for to find a foot girl not sucking tes
The bratty sister had enough of her younger sister's bad attitude so she then said, "Hey foot girl get in here and suck my toes, make them nice and wet!" The younger sister knew she had no choice and replied, "Yes mistress." She obeyed her mistress/sisters commands, one being "Shut up and lick between my toes, foot girl!"
by 876590- December 7, 2020
Get the foot girlmug. a person who is so backwards and simple minded that their faulty brian wiring compels them to involuntarily clap their feet in excitement
Friend 1: yo, Jamal be such a foot clapper. He tried to snort the baking soda in science class the other day! Friend 2: daaaayuuum
by jerome9000 September 18, 2019
Get the foot clappermug.