floater

floater-name given to an older man that surfs teen and pre-teen chat rooms pretending to be young for the purpose of meeting or getting off.

person 1: Hey did you read in the paper about that floater that got arrested?

person 2: Yeah, that old cock was on yahoo trying to pic up boys in the puberty chat.

person 1: yeah, what an idot. Every one knows you goto the pre-teen.

by ButchMagnum November 25, 2004

Coke Float

A sexual act whereby a female defecates upon a glass coffee table, and precedes to squash the faeces with her buttocks, while her partner views from underneath said table.

Man this chick did the sweetest coke float I ever did see last night, going to need some serious cilit bang to clear that shit up.

by FloatingEgg June 17, 2011

floater

Another word for "lazy eye" syndrome

The bitch looked at me straight, but I could see her floater looking sideways.

by J.M. Goldenrick December 8, 2002

floating wolf bait

Farting in Missouri, USA

You dont want to be in here, I just floated wolf bait.

by Smurf Assassin May 13, 2003

float

(v.) For the founding members of a business to sell thier shares as a public limited company. While this brings in extra revenue, it means these people lose a little control over thier company.

I'm going to float the company next year.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

float

to hook up with one another in the water

oh shit!! check them out... theyre totally floating out there...look how close they are!

by floaters September 22, 2007

floater

a large booger that is suspended in mid air in someones nostril, and is obvious to people around

wow, that guy had a huge floater in his nose during the interview

by kitty litterapapa April 28, 2009