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financial hangover

Far worse than nausea, headaches, vomit stains, battle wounds, dehydration, cramps, gas, the shits, grogginess, toilet hugging or when “the sunlight hits you dead in the eye, like it’s mad you gave half the day to last night.”

Occurs when you wake up and notice you’ve spent a copious amount of money the previous blackout night. Could include leaving your tab open at a bar, or simply losing your wallet like a true inebriated dumbfuckboozer.
Dude, I’ve got the worst hangover. My head is pounding harder than I pounded that slizz last night.

Check your wallet fuckface, I bet your financial hangover’s worse. You bought the entire bar shots of Jack last night.
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Yo, you gotta have the worst financial hangover mankind’s eva seen. You bought multiple fifths, a quap of trees, six pizzas and an STD-free prostitute.

I wish I remember at least one of those purchases, but at least I’m classy and didn’t buy myself the herp.
by Syracuse JOHNSON October 20, 2009
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finapiece

the final piece of food - from a larger amount - that everyone wants to eat but no one takes out of respect for their friends or company.
This birthday cake was amazing, who wants the finapiece?

Julia was angry because someone ate most of the pizza but left a finapiece so they wouldn't have to clean up after themselves.

Mother says: Don't eat the big chicken finapiece, that's for your daddy when he gets home after work!
by closethewindow October 22, 2009
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Fidalgo

fi-dal-go
(past and past paritiple: Fi-dal-goed, present participle: Fi-dal-go-ing, 3rd person present singular: Fi-dal-goes)
v.

1. to be brought back to perform in your alumni high school play, musical or any other form of performance art.

2. to enjoy all the fun experiences of high school after you've graduated.
High school senior: "Can I be fidalgoed into next year's musical?"

High school drama teacher: "Sorry, there's only one Fidalgo."
by Mykel Fidelgoo March 13, 2009
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finan

To swing into climactic end-of-times orgasms when a minor weather event occurs, including but not limited to panicking a community with portents of floods, avalanches, and tsunamis when 2 drops of water hit the earth. Attributed to weatherman Mark Finan of KCRA news of Sacramento, California.
My mom went Finan and left 7 messages on my machine when she heard it was raining downtown.
by Termite February 22, 2005
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finaldo

Some say Finaldo is the rebirth of Satan
Oh shit! Finaldo! There goes the planet!
by SpunkyMcNugget May 22, 2004
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finalfu

a really, really sucky show on MTV that no one watches
ME: did you see finalfu the other day?

everyone: no
by CripKilla August 9, 2006
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Finals week depression

A depression that is caused by upcoming finals and the sense of hopelessness that comes with.
Sorry Mike I can't do go out right now finals week depression is setting in.
by A.C. Student December 7, 2013
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