Reed Fail

when a woodwind player (reed woodwinds) cracks, splits, chips, etc. their own reed by accident.

Amanda: *walking around* hey guys, i finally got a new reed- (psffk!)
Melissa: what was that?
Amanda: i just split my new reed...
Melissa: REED FAIL!

by uberbandie March 7, 2009

Epok Fail

when someone drinks too much due to overwhelming happiness, esp getting to kiss the girl you like, and ending up throwing up or a hang-over in the morning.

Sr. Mariano got kissed by ms. Gems but ended up having an Epok Fail!

by ognaDreeB February 8, 2009

7/11 fail

to be brought down by the weight of one's own hype
to be hoisted on one's own petard


Stems from the server crashes experienced by Apple Computer on July 11, 2008 during the simultaneous launch of the 3G iPhone, the iPhone and iPod Touch 2.0 OS, and MobileMe, which resulted in chaos at stores and inability to update for millions

"I tried to host a house party last night, but I put it on Facebook and five hundred people showed up. The cops had to break it up with the riot squad."
"Dude, you got a 7/11 fail."

by Sovetskysoyuz August 5, 2008

Epic Oregon Fail

Similar to Oregon Fail, an Epic Oregon Fail is any event that kills your entire party. These include a particularly nasty wagon wreck while trying to cross a river, or everyone dying before you reach the second outpost.

My entire party drowned in the first river? EPIC Oregon Fail!

by sp33do January 13, 2009

fail

used as another word for 'suck', such as an unfortunate event happening to a person. it is a cruel and funny way to emphasize the pain of the person "failing"

person no#1: u heard about the guy that locked himself in his room and played WoW for 72 hours and died?

person # 2: fail

by llololololo January 4, 2009

failboat

n. A subcategory of fail images. Failboats are pictures are of a boat that has something seriously wrong with it, usually from a severe act of stupidity, but not necessarily.

(photograph shows a tanker in the process of capsizing right next to the dock, dumping all of its cargo into the ocean)
CAPTION: Failboat always delivers

by Frank VB October 22, 2008

failover

Describes something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

"My god," exclaimed Redders, "I've had a complete and utter failover!"

The 'over' part can be preceded by any word relating to the situation eg "beerover" (spilling of alchohol), "birdover" (woman trouble) or "leanover" (actually that's completely different.

by Burtover September 26, 2003